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Thor Demotivational Poster


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
[email protected] - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and fuck jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am
He he great one

HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !

TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !

TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

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DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).

OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!

TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.29/5

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theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity

HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can

TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome

ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!

WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!

TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.16/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture

DUDE - They wanted you to do it.

TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


TAGS: valentines poem unknown author
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:39 am
Ah yes. Valentine's day. Where men aren't looking to get laid, per se, but to prevent getting their access cut off for the next 364 days by buying $400 in flowers and chocolates and dinner and so on... while she buys a $4 card, if she's feeling generous.

THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero

PLEASE . LOOK IN MY EYES AND SAY PLETHORA - It would mean so much to me...


TAGS: leaving the wedgie worthy thoroughly unwedgied
Rating: 3.48/5

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jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.

PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!

TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?

marriage advice #43 -

TAGS: authority
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:07 am
Sorry RL! Still working on that first cup of joe! LOL!
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:05 am
Hey, I allow him to choose his style of undies! LOL! Once again, this series is too funny Cern! Hope you're having as much fun with it as I am! 5L
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 3:44 am
Ain't that the truth. a 5er

It's The Law -

TAGS: laws authority enact criminals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 10:57 am
Coming from the most famous jaywalker in history (why did you cross the road anyhow?) that's quite the compliment little...teehee. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 28, 2013, 8:55 am
Haha, so true! :)


My Favorite Stoner -

TAGS: carl sagan astronomer author pothead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.


NOTE TO IRON MAN - Don't f*ck with the gods!



TAGS: authority figures dukes hazzard formative
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2013, 9:12 am
That makes two of us. I was 7-13 years when that show was on the air.

The Son of Odin -

TAGS: thor odin cookies
Rating: 4.2/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 2:34 pm

Send him over!~
Reality Lord - July 8, 2013, 7:02 am



TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!

society -

TAGS: society thoreau
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 10:11 pm
Well, GaryO the hard part was getting her sit still. Clothes off was the easy part, she went from zero to naked in 1.2 bottles of wine :)
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:44 pm
I’d recognize that cleeeevage anywhere. So-o-o-o, little, when did you get Prissy to sit still long enough for a pic?
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:41 am

real nice
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 12:46 am
Thanks MissPriss!
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 12:31 am
A 5L perfect pic for a perfect quote!

COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.

POO WORM - Because even the Thornberrys fail sometimes..


THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."

MIGHTY THOR - God of cute key fobs.

TAGS: thor keyfob
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - January 13, 2013, 12:35 pm
Swampy ~ LMFAO

THE THUNDER COW - Because Odin is a bastard when he's drunk

TAGS: thor
Rating: 2.93/5

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Arnaldo - November 12, 2009, 8:41 pm
Nice Beta-ray bill reference, i like it 5l

YOU WISH - You can be bad to the bone


TAGS: by the way i m thor
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:02 pm
This gives me a Haar-on!


WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?

TAGS: make your choice cactus thorns
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.


TAGS: thor std lisp
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 11:51 am
I admit it, I lol'd

ROBERT ANTON WILSON - Read his books. It's just like taking LSD. Without the bad trips. . . .maybe. . .

KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!

affection -

TAGS: love rose thorns patient olga
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....

A Good Author "Nose" -

TAGS: authors writing books reading wunnozedaze
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:06 am
Thanks for the vote now give me some poop to fling.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm
Shame on you Missy…baaad monkey, baaaad bad monkey…..5L/fav (flaunt later)

Keith Richards -

TAGS: keith richards rolling stones authority
Rating: 5/5

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WBG84 - December 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
Thank you
rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:52 pm

Nice poster


TAGS: thoreau said it best rerun
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 20, 2012, 7:30 pm

Hey, that's my "Gilligan" hat
Airman - December 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
ditto on the lol
mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:30 am
That rerun, what a fashion plate
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:12 am
Greeny ~ what a hoot!!

ministration -

TAGS: rose thorn
Rating: 5/5

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TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him Dick, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.

The Social Network -


TAGS: a plethora
Rating: 4.91/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:03 pm
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:51 pm
Aggy just El Gupoed Grey ....
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 10:24 am
Naaaaaaah! I'm all peaches and cream! I'm bloating a little, but it doesn't mean I can't be any fun!
culos - November 2, 2010, 5:43 am
There are times when I wonder if Aggy might be of the female persuasion. Why you ask? Because he's got a cranky cycle that most women are jealous off! (Oh, not a flame btw, LOL, ROFL and so on...)
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 8:08 pm
You can not force a vote of 5 lions... when the motifake is good enough, it earns 5 lions.
GreyScorpion - November 1, 2010, 8:04 pm
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:58 pm
I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he gave a plethora of lions, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora of lions.
GreyScorpion - November 1, 2010, 7:54 pm
I give a plethora of lions to you, Hefe.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:13 pm
Magnificent! 5 infamous L's!

why oh why -

TAGS: mooooooo mrsmooooooooo argue davidthorne
Rating: 4.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2014, 11:17 pm
Probably not.
Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:49 pm
lol - he'll learn eventually


raise hell -

Thorns -


TAGS: six pack abs thorogood
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - August 7, 2012, 12:47 pm

JANUARY 12, 2010 -

TAGS: where were you when you hear she had a thorn
Rating: 4.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
shit happens on the inter webz!


TAGS: authors conservatives liberals truths
Rating: 3.41/5

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WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:09 am
me, my friend Ron like to rib me from time to time. However I responded to this poster by creating 2 posters with the title "liberal truth" 1 and 2.
me - September 17, 2009, 1:16 pm
Umm again, what liberal truths? Fact and logic don't compare to emotionalism and rhetoric remember libtard?
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:30 am
Rhino, there are two posters with liberal truths. Do a search and you should be able to find them.
Rhino - August 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
What liberal truths?
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Typo: make that "honored by the praise" one too many whiskey sours.
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Ron, from a motifaker of you caliber, I'm honored to by the praise. Sean, I can't believe I left you speechless. Ya'll have a good night.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 12:47 am
*stares at computer screen, brow furrowed, unable to respond to previous comment*
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:45 am
Sean, did you get a squirrel because you're nuts? ha. I am a little jealous of the body armor though.
RON - February 1, 2009, 12:43 am
Mr. WTFO...went and saw...thanks for heads up on the poster...did make me lol...reminds me of Hitlers plans...lol whiskey sours???? Same drink Obama had on his inauguration toast...wow...small world...lol...check with you later sir.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Tribute? Pshaw ... mine has an amsome fuckin' ground squirrel in shining armour. Now THAT's a tribute. Made my day. (Of course the Thomas Sowell reference here is way cool, too.)
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:22 am
Ron, that reminds me. You can find the poster I mentioned under the title "liberal truth #1". And I take whiskey sours.
RON - January 31, 2009, 11:43 pm
Oh...by the way...I,m buying the drinks for us...will use my rebate check from Obama...hell, we,ll be able to drink on me all week...lol
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 11:43 pm
Right back at you...you naive liberal...Ha
RON - January 31, 2009, 11:39 pm
Glad you enjoyed...remember...everything in fun...and do appreciate your debates...I,m not smart enough to keep up with you...so just a little tribute to you...you damn conservative...lol
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 11:33 pm
I feel like I've finally arrived. BTW, Ron. You inspired me to create a "liberal truth" poster. Hope you enjoy it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 11:14 pm
Funny, and WTFO finally has a tribute, too.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 7:25 pm
Ohhhh, I love Thomas Sowell.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 7:23 pm
BTW, while I'm honored to be featured in one of you posters, we'll have to sit down over some drinks so you can help me find the so called "liberal truths". I've looked and I can't find many. Maybe our good friends Jack, Jim and Jose can help me see them
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 7:04 pm
Funny guy. Very good, bud. You'll have to create another one from the other side. Unfortunately, you can't fill up a whole book with the "racist" and "redneck" comebacks used by some.



Cathor -

Proverbial Wisdom -


TAGS: thorny job
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 11, 2016, 12:25 am
Maybe it wasn't food she was serving? ^!!!!

Hammer -



TAGS: thoreau quote military sacrifice poster
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - February 11, 2016, 2:08 am
Very nice IgV! 5L



TAGS: plethora
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:41 am
Hahahahaha! Love the word play! 5L


TAGS: three of my favorite authors
Rating: 3.73/5

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GaryO - August 14, 2012, 8:12 pm
Well, that would be good if I meant ‘bear’, as in tolerate. However, I meant ‘bare’, as in naked, unadorned, undressed….like that. What say we just put this wretched attempt to bed.….go vote on a good one, or bring me a drink….geeezus.
Oogie - August 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Bear, dammit, not bare; speak English.
GaryO - August 12, 2012, 3:14 pm
‘Simple’ is the word, Sho. I thought it a grand idea, but, alas, your artistry is not there. My vain attempt at tying in three very different minds is lacking. I was kinda hoping it’d get rejected…..I think I’ll stick to just verbiage….but thank you.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 12:02 pm
Simple but funny and thoughtful lol. 5L

the housing authority -